December 2011
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Ze Tough Cookie
Hello, fellow cookies! I’ll be posting more of the cookie chronicles on my wordpress site from now on. Hope to see you there. Cheers! :D
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I love no one but you, I have discovered, but you are far away and I am here...
– Lemony Snicket
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November 2011
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The one that is meant for us is going to be the hardest to get, the hardest to...
– From a Tumblr Post
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You are so amazing, Lord! Thank You for letting me...
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Ace Armendez on renaming EDSA to Cory Aquino Ave:
Baka yung North Ave. tawagin na rin nilang “Bimby Express” At bumenta sakin :))
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Dear Shakey's SM North EDSA:
I think it’s inappropriate that one of your waiters is texting me now after I left my contact info on the survey and sorta promo form I was requested to answer earlier.
My gulay. Not good. Sumbong kita!
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11/23/11 Conversation:
I asked my mom and dad earlier to listen sa mga gusto kong wedding songs
Mom: Wedding? Eh matagal ka na ngang walang boyfriend Dad: Di bale, we’ll get John Denver to sing those songs. Joanna: Sino siya, dad? Dad: The one who sang during the wedding of Prince Charles and Princess Diana. Joanna: (Nag-Google) Eh dad, 1997 pa namatay si John Denver eh. Pano na? Wala ng wedding?
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Dear Shakey's SM North EDSA:
I think it’s inappropriate that one of your waiters is texting me now after I left my contact info on the survey and sorta promo form I was requested to answer earlier. My gulay. Not good. Sumbong kita! O.o
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My guy is both NY and Paris
If Paris and NY were men, Paris would be more like the romantic guy that opens the door for you before you get into a car, you know, that guy who is so charming and perfect in every way, the safe bet, he almost seems too perfect…
New York however, would be the guy that just comes and sweeps you off your feet, that guy who takes your breath away, literally…The one you meet and almost...
I think the best thing for you to do is just live your life. Live a life that’s...
– Dan Savage Podcast (via djmotwister)
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After being a Maria Clara and being in denial for...
Joanna: I want a boyf. A real boyf :( Louise Irish: Wag I want a boyfriend. Dapat I want someone to love who loves me back. I want a boyfriend sounds desperate and you’re stronger than that :)
#SuddenlyClingy #BlameItOnTheRain #PuppiesReallyWontSuffice #InDenialNoMore
11/13/11 - While shopping for shoes today:
Sales man to me: Ang ganda naman n’yang cleft chin mo, ma’am. Ang lalim. Natural ba yan? Joanna: Oo naman, wala kong pera pampagawa Sales man: Half po ba kayo? Kasi di ba usually mga foreigner meron n’yan? Ang tangkad n’yo pa. Joanna: Haha. Hindi rin Sales man: (followed me wherever I went) Artista po ba kayo, ma’am? O kaya DJ? Joanna: Haha. Hindi! Sales Man: Weh?...
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11/12/11 - Random Thoughts
While shopping at the mall today, I saw couples searching and buying stuff together; the girls telling the guys what’s bagay and what isn’t, the guys paying for items the girls got, etc. Tried my best, but I really can’t imagine myself being in that sitch. I don’t think I could stand that. O.o
#JustSaying
The words SUDDEN and CHANGE really don't sound...
11/08/11 - Today at CBTL High Street
Joanna: Miss, will you give me the wifi network key even though I won’t be able to present my Swirl Card? I left it eh. Barista: Naku, ma’am. Di po pwede kasi yun po yung bilin samin. Joanna: You still won’t give me the network key kahit na I’ll transfer to Figaro or Starbucks? Barista: *gives me the password I’m still not sure if I was being bad or wut.
11/08/11 - Being an ate (elder sister)
…is receiving an sms at 5AM that reads “ate, hatid mo kami :(” and driving your siblings to school (from C5 Taguig to UP Diliman) with your sleeping clothes on and your hair undone. Good morning! O.o
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11/07/11 - Realization:
Being together with a manipulative person is like having your mind effed up daily. They make you believe what isn’t true and change who you are.
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11/3/11 CONVERSATION
Benjo: Quarter life crisis lang yang na-eexperience mo Joanna: Quarter talaga? So you’re sure that I’ll reach my 80’s? Benjo: O sige, gusto mo gawin kong midlife crisis? Joanna: Ay, okay na pala :D
October 2011
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Ze Ramon Bautista
90skidandcompanyfolio:
Question: Sir Ramon, what’s the fastest way to a girl’s heart?
Ramon Bautista: It’s not about taking shortcuts. If it’s true love, you should enjoy the journey to her heart.
Classic.
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